Dreamz is one sick puppy
14th May 2007
Yeah, my wife and I are Survivor fans. And we were both aghast when Dreamz broke his promise to Yau-Man. I would really like to know what it is like inside Dreamz’s head. He’s got some serious cognitive dissonance processing skills. I think he is actually able to convince himself that he had certain motives and used certain logic before acting, when in fact he makes up those motives and rationales afterwards.
“Hmm, I just walked in dogshit. A smart person like me wouldn’t walk in dogshit by accident. I must have had a good reason. What could it be? Now here I am, sitting on a bench scraping off the bottom of my shoe. Hmm, there’s a pretty woman sitting next to me. Well, guess what? I’ve been watching this pretty woman sitting on this bench for the last 15 minutes, and I couldn’t think of anyway to introduce myself without seeming to come on too strong, so I stepped in dogshit first. That was my plan all along!”
I think I’ll have to base a character on Dreamz in a play someday. But maybe no one would find him believable.