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		<title>The scene of the crime</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am loving the debate about my alleged traffic violation. I’ve been picked up by UniversalHub and even “the papers.” Most blog posters seem to think I’m in the wrong, but I think the law is clearly on my side when it comes to making a left turn across a double solid yellow line. The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am loving the <a href="http://davidschrag.com/schrug/2009/07/14/my-day-in-court/#comments">debate</a> about my <a href="http://davidschrag.com/schrug/2009/07/14/my-day-in-court">alleged traffic violation</a>. I’ve been picked up by <a href="http://www.universalhub.com/node/26385" target="_blank">UniversalHub</a> and even “<a href="http://blogs.townonline.com/watertown/2009/07/14/evidence-of-a-perfectly-safe-manuever/" target="_blank">the papers</a>.” Most blog posters seem to think I’m in the wrong, but I think the law is clearly on my side when it comes to making a left turn across a double solid yellow line. The Massachusetts RMV drivers manual, <a href="http://www.mass.gov/rmv/dmanual/chapter4.pdf" target="_blank">chapter 4</a>, says:</p>
<blockquote><p>Double Yellow Lines: Both Solid     <br />Two solid yellow lines prohibit vehicles moving in either direction from crossing the lines to pass another vehicle. You may not cross these lines unless turning left when it is safe to do so.      <br />[Caption to illustration:] Do not cross a double yellow line unless turning left.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.mass.gov/legis/laws/mgl/90-14.htm" target="_blank">Massachusetts General Laws Chapter 90, Section 14</a> – the code I allegedly violated – has this and only this to say on the subject of left turns:</p>
<blockquote><p>When approaching for a left turn on a two-way street, an operator shall do so in the lane of traffic to the right of and nearest to the center line of the roadway and the left turn shall be made by passing to the right of the center line of the entering way where it enters the intersection from his left. When turning to the left within an intersection or into an alley, private road or driveway an operator shall yield the right of way to any vehicle approaching from the opposite direction, including a bicycle on the right of the other approaching vehicles, which is within the intersection or so close thereto as to constitute an immediate hazard. It shall not be a defense for a motorist causing an accident with a bicycle that the bicycle was to the right of vehicular traffic. When approaching for a left turn on a one-way street, an operator shall do so in the lane of traffic nearest to the left-hand side of the roadway and as close as practicable to the left-hand curb or edge of roadway.</p>
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<p>As I see it, the only way I can be said to have violated the law is under one of the following conditions:</p>
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<li>The turn I made was a U-turn rather than a left turn, and U-turns are never permitted across double solid yellow lines.</li>
<li>The presence of the traffic island partly blocking the entrance to the driveway is by itself clear evidence that left turns and/or U-turns into the driveway are prohibited.</li>
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<p>It is my contention that:</p>
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<li>The turn was not a U-turn because by the time I started turning in a direction back toward my pre-turn position, I was already in the driveway. In other words, I made a left turn into the entrance of the driveway, then I bore further left after entering the driveway, and then followed the driveway around to the right.</li>
<li>Even if the turn was a U-turn, there is no absolute prohibition against U-turns that cross double solid yellow lines.</li>
<li>The traffic island’s purpose is to prevent cars that are leaving the driveway from turning left onto Arsenal Street, not to prevent cars Arsenal Street to enter the driveway when it is safe to do so. If left turns into the driveway are prohibited, there should be a “No Left Turn” sign either on Arsenal Street or on the traffic island itself.</li>
<li>Because all oncoming traffic was stopped at a light in front of me and I had a clear view of any potential obstacles, there was nothing inherently unsafe about the turn I made.</li>
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<p>Here are some additional photos with close-ups of the traffic island:</p>
<p><a href="http://davidschrag.com/schrug/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/DSC00862.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="DSC00862" border="0" alt="DSC00862" align="left" src="http://davidschrag.com/schrug/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/DSC00862_thumb.jpg" width="244" height="184" /></a> (note how easily a car turning left can enter the driveway, and the absence of signage on the traffic island)</p>
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<p>Some have pointed out that I could have made a left turn into the same parking log another half-block ahead, where there is a traffic light. True enough. But by that reasoning, virtually every U-turn should be prohibited and drivers should always proceed to the next intersection and make a series of left and right turns in order to change direction.</p>
<p>I’ll admit to being impatient, but I won’t admit to being unsafe or to violating the law.</p>
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		<title>My day in court</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I arrived a few minutes before 9:00 AM at the Waltham District Court and got the last parking space behind the building. I passed through the metal detector and promised to keep my cell phone turned off. I had forgotten to bring the instructions they had mailed me, so I wasn’t sure at first where [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I arrived a few minutes before 9:00 AM at the Waltham District Court and got the last parking space behind the building. I passed through the metal detector and promised to keep my cell phone turned off. I had forgotten to bring the instructions they had mailed me, so I wasn’t sure at first where to go. Fortunately, I found my name on a piece of paper tacked to the wall and made my way up to the Second Session. It was an honest-to-God courtroom, and not, as I’d expected, a little hearing room in the basement. The judge’s bench featured a large black leather chair, a row of black leather-bound law books, and a black Dell computer monitor. We offenders were seated on benches in the back of the room, behind a wooden railing, waiting. A few names were called by a uniformed officer seated in the witness chair. He asked them a few questions and sent them back to their seats. Three other uniforms sat on the side. We waited some more.</p>
<p>Around ten after nine an unrobed man came in, positioned himself in front of the judge’s bench, introduced himself as Mr. Finucane, and explained what was going to happen this morning and what our rights for appeal were in the event that we did not agree with his decision. He swore us in en masse. Then the cases were heard. Mine was third, and up to that point the defendants were zero for two.</p>
<p>A police officer – not the one who had stopped me – read the charges against me. But I had come prepared. I explained that no law prohibited what I had done, and I told Mr. Finucane I had a video recreation of the events in question. He called me to his bench and had me play it, asking me to adjust the screen at one point so that the cop could see it. This is what they saw: <em>(NOTE: This video was uploaded to MSN Soapbox, which is being shut down on August 31, 2009. After that date, the video will no longer be accessible)</em></p>
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<p>As the video played, I pointed out that the traffic light ahead of me had stopped all oncoming traffic and so it was perfectly safe for me to make a left turn. I also pointed out that the entrance into the parking lot was only slightly obstructed and that no U-turn or other unusual maneuver was required for me to enter.</p>
<p>I informed Mr. Finucane that I also had still photographs if he wanted to see them. He declined. I stepped back. He asked no further questions but proceeded to announce the verdict: “I find you responsible …” I was stunned. I immediately announced my intention to appeal. As I signed the requisite form the cop said to me “You know, sir, there’s a traffic island there that’s intended to prevent you from making a left turn at that spot.” “But there’s no sign telling you that you can’t,” I said, “I know that know.” The cop laughed.</p>
<p>I had to pay $50.00 in cash to get the appeals process started. Yes, I’m paying $50.00 to appeal a $35.00 ticket. But the true cost of a moving violation is much larger than the face value, because it affects your auto and umbrella insurance premiums.</p>
<p>My appeal will be heard in six to eight weeks. Free the Watertown One!</p>
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		<title>The Incomplete History of Shaving Cream</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While shaving the other morning I started wondering when human beings started putting this funky white stuff on their faces. The Wikipedia entry was surprisingly bare. More details are available at answers.com (although this article goes far beyond the history of shaving cream, delving into the manufacturing process as well). Still, the Internet is uncharacteristically [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While shaving the other morning I started wondering when human beings started putting this funky white stuff on their faces. The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaving_cream" target="_blank">Wikipedia entry</a> was surprisingly bare. More details are available at <a href="http://www.answers.com/topic/shaving-cream-2" target="_blank">answers.com</a> (although this article goes far beyond the history of shaving cream, delving into the manufacturing process as well). Still, the Internet is uncharacteristically quiet in this area of knowledge. I think there is a real need for a New Yorker article under the heading “Annals of Shaving.” If there’s anyone willing to pay me to write such a piece, let me know.</p>
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