Sox-Yanks is about as close to nirvana as you can get in sports. But watching last night’s game was something akin to having your yoga class led by Richard Simmons. The role of “Guy you want to hit in the back of the head with a baseball bat” was played by Joe Morgan. Here is a transcript of Morgan’s 63-second description of a collision the previous day between Eric Hinske and Jorge Posada. It was accompanied by some slo-mo replays and telustrations which I can’t reproduce here, but believe me, they did not make Morgan’s analysis any less excruciating.

I want to show you something about that collision, Jon, because Posada got caught in an awkward position. There was no place for Hinske to go. There’s no place for Hinske to go, so he had to hit him. There was no – there was no plate. You know, catchers usually give you some part of the plate to slide towards. There’s no plate. The plate’s back here. So what is Hinske gonna do other than try to bowl him over, you see what I mean? You know, he had no choice but to run into Posada. I don’t think it was a — it wasn’t a bad play, you know, there was no place for him to go. See where the plate is? Now how’s he gonna get to this plate? You can’t slide. There’s no place to slide. Posada’s got it blocked. The only place you can go is try to run over him. And that’s what he did, so I don’t want, you know,  the Yankee fans to think that was a dirty play because there was no place for him to slide, there was no place to go. Posada usually will give you — the catcher will give you someplace to slide, but he got caught in a bad position, and there was no place for Posada to go and no place for Hinske to go.

I’m sending this one off to the “Fire Joe Morgan” blogsters. It’s a classic.

One of my clients, the Victim Rights Law Center, is a co-beneficiary of a golf tournament at Brookline Country Club (a.k.a. Putterham Meadows) on the morning of Thursday, July 26. I’m going to play and am looking to round out a foursome. If I get more than three people interested, so much the better: the VRLC is looking for as many participants as possible. Information and registration is available at http://teamdean.org/index.html.

Please pass this on to any colleagues or friends who might be interested.

Anyone who signs up should let me know so that VRLC gets “credit.”

Thanks,

David